Qwagga
Qwagga
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| Points: | 962 |
| Rank: | 373 |
| Opponents defeated: |
167 (388.)
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| Tribe: |
NPC
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| Villages (1) |
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962 |
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Profile
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Personal text
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Deep in Tribal Wars, there lived a fierce female qwagga named Qwagga—half zebra, half donkey, fully convinced she was a war genius.
Her village walls were level 1 and bright pink, because fear is psychological. Her troops marched into battle wearing pink battle bikinis, which confused enemies just long enough for them to misclick.
When attacks came in, the tribe stacked villages. Qwagga sent support to herself: 2 scouts and a dream. She attacked with one spear, 30 hours away, and called it “pressure.”
Somehow, nobles bounced. Enemies panicked. Logic failed.
And while empires burned, Qwagga stood victorious—chewing grass behind pink walls—asking in tribe chat:
“Guys… am I winning?”    |
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